Ok I've been single for 12 months now and it's about time I grabbed life again and tried to find that somebody special, so here goes.......
Stuff I like & stuff that I'm not so keen on:
Beer - Real ale, though not in huge quantities
A good chilled white wine - Pinot to be exact
Sunday lunch - especially with the company of good friends
Porn - Now there's an admission you don't see many people make!
Peace & quiet - walking on the beach, star gazing & cloud watching
Good food - Italian is my favourite
Cinema - You can't beat a good film, Charlie's Angels 1 & 2 should stricken from the memory though
Manners - My ex told me I was born 50 years to late, so if having a door held open for you or being offered a jacket when its cold offends stop reading now!
Humour - The ability laugh at yourself is invaluable, Spike Milligan helps!
Loud noisy sex - oops is that maybe too honest?
T.V - Good T.V is great, Family Guy is very high on the list!, apart from that I wouldn't miss it
Pubic hair - We've all got it, but keep it tidy!
Conversation - I like to think I can hold my own, but String Theory is way beyond me!
Morales - I don't have religious bone in my body, but I know right from wrong
Late nights - Every now & then I just have to go out and dance the night away, the early mornings though are the killer!
Travel - I have friends in Italy & France, need I say anymore
Modern technology - Ok I'm on Youbook/Facetube or whatever it is, I don't get it, don't understand it, what's wrong with pen & paper or a phone call!
Moods - It's time to put the cards on the table, I'm not perfect ok!
Children - My daughter is now old enough to buy the drinks!, yippeeee :)
Music - My iPod can take from you high Opera to Hard House Rave, so let's just say it's varied
Exercise - Now I do try to look after myself, but dear god it is just hard work frankly!
Stiletto's - Ok I've got a bit thing for women in high heels, now it maybe a little pervy but I do have it under control!?
House trained - I can cook (love it), iron and I know which settings to use on the washing machine, just thought I'd big myself up there!
Text speak - We have a perfectly good language, use it please!
Shopping - Love it, but if I can't find what I want, leave me alone or buy me lunch!
Mobile phones - A fantastic invention, but not in restaurants you peasants!
Ex-wives - Yes, that is plural
Swearing - Well they do say you can't beat a good f*ck every now & then
Cuddles & stuff - I'm modern man, public displays of effection don't scare me!
You:
Well first of all, female and as lovely as you probably are, no married ladies (don't play that game), now that may seem odd but gumtree is an odd place, and sorry fella's haven't turned yet!
Now I know it's the person and its about personality, but this my posting so, late 20's - 30's great, simply speaking from experience if you're with somebody younger it does make a difference. OK I've now probably offended every woman in the known universe and will die a sad lonely death, so sorry in advance of my sad demise!
Well if you've made it this far and I haven't bored you to death and you like the simple things in life (like men!), and you've smiled then take a deep breath, put finger to keyboard say hello and send a photo. I will always reply and anyway it would be rude not too.
Right I've waffled on long enough, it's over to you

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